Thursday, July 05, 2007


is when your stomach is trying to crawl out of your belly button and your womb is eviscerated by marauding velociraptors and you feel to sick to even manage to keep pain killers down.

last month you thought it was gastric flu. this month you realise that it must somehow be hormone related.
also, there's the added puzzlement of how an alleged 2 tablespoons of blood can get quite so far and how it can be quite so bright red.
and also how it can be that you feel sick now for sooooo long that you eat relatively little and yet look more bloated and fat than ever.

and when you get a doctor's appointment, you're going to get fobbed off and told to go back on the pill or have a baby. some useful tripe.

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