Conneries (and I don't mean little off spring of Sean)

Rather in the french sense

of extreme gross stupidity.

like

say

playing cards with your i pod when you've got work to do

Or then being inordinately pleased to find that there's a second series of the marvellous French police drame Spiral (Engrenages) and praying that BBC Four put it on. They're re showing the first series.

And I'm not watching it because I'm blogging about it.

The first series was excellent. I love listening to French. That's what frustrates me about the Spanish listening stuff I've downloaded to me i pod. Every 30 seconds it goes back into English. I'd rather have 5 minutes of Spanish and then some English.

LoMas Tv is probably the way forwards for me.

But I digress.

Gregory Fitoussi.

That's all i'm saying

you can keep the cast of Mad Men, just give him to me!

He looks tres francais ici, non? Even in a Yorkshire flat cap.

disappointingly greasy and annoyingly wordy

Those two statements are my commentary on Robin Hood yesterday.

Guy's hair was the first, and the dialogue was the second.

And they keep saying Robin Hood is a terrorist which i find annoyingly modern.


But let's take a moment to consider Allan a Dale
No, not a version that's in tights.

This version:

He does wear clothes.

But I'm not sure why. on the evidence of this torso.

Wow.

He's back

Yes, Robin Hood is back on

Which means Guy of Gisbourne is back

Even with greasy shoulder length locks, Richard Armitage is totally top totty.

Let's have a quick revisit of him shall we?

Here's Dickie in Spooks. He's licenced to thrill