Paul McKenna can make me thin. Or so he's claiming, from the box now

He just weighed his whole studio audience.
I may have to watch this.
With an omelette.

'Go and weigh yourself'.

Yeah, Paul, like I'd have scales in the house.

More on the 5k ass project 2010 later

Happy new year people. Peace out

'When you're hungry, go and eat'.
Hmm, maybe Paul is on to something....