Tuesday, May 11, 2010

pigmies and hobbits

i saw lots of these on Friday, shod as i was vertiginous heels of immense and indeed intense pinkness.
Lovely work it is too, strutting about as a high heeled wonder. Why one feels that one really could touch the stars.
But there was a lot of shortness about.
And while I realise it takes all sorts to make a world, i have observed that the online dating site that i'm on (ha ha if 4 dates in about as many years counts as an active profile) is increasingly becoming a pocket rocket mecca.

This is not useful to a big bird like myself as there's nowt more likely to illuminate your lumpy bits than a Lilliputian courtesan.

Oh Don Juan de Richard Armitage, donde estan los hombres altos?

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